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Well, this is my new website, designed by my brother, and edited by me. basically, it's the same crap with a new format in a different location. Excitement galore, I tell you.

The picture below is of me at the Children's Museum in Boston many, many moons ago. I like it because it doesn't make me look as fat as I really am, so I can continue on with the illusion that I'm some gorgeous model-type trapped in an orca's body...

Wow... I almost made it through that one without laughing...